Remember when this guy singlehandedly vaulted Mike Huckabee into the top tier of 2008 Republican presidential candidates? Because it appears that he’s since converted to the Doctor. [WorldNetDaily]

Here’s America’s most celebrated Twitterer(?), Rick Sanchez of CNN’s afternoon team, writing a number of ludicrous things. “Knee operation soon,” he announces out of the blue, to the entire Internet. And he wants to have sex with the nurse, but his wife is supposedly with him. He’s just at some hotel having an affair, isn’t he? [Twitter]