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OUR GREATEST DEAD PRESIDENT

George W. Bush Is Dying On His Head Skin!

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Heh heh, got cancer on me hot pants, heh, hehOh no! Our greatest President, George Bush Jr., is DYING of SKIN CANCER on his DUMB FAT FOREHEAD — YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW PEOPLE: “WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush underwent treatment for a benign lesion over the weekend, leaving a noticeable scab on his forehead as he went about his business on Tuesday.” Benign? Ha, wrong! Nothing about this man is benign, he is a filthy sticky pad of cancer: “Bush has had lesions removed before: two noncancerous moles from his left temple in 2007, a precancerous lesion on his left arm in 2006, a noncancerous skin growth on his neck in July 2005, small lesions from his left shoulder and face in 2004, and others from his face in December 2001.” George Bush has been dead since 2001 and no one knew, not even the MSM, this is terrible & we should bomb someone (Rumsfeld). [AP]