• May 27, 2012

pt only he can save florida

After months of titillating evasion, the governor of Ponce de Leon’s meth-swamp has finally (almost) come out and made a very important personal announcement: he’ll be running for the Senate next year when Mel Martinez retires.

Well here is yet another reason for Charlie Crist, the conquering hero of the mosquito-infested stucco slumtown crawling with felons and homeless real estate agents called “Florida,” to run for Senate. A new poll shows him winning this thing by a mile against a variety of minor state politicians whom nobody, not even Floridians, has [...]