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Colorado Releases First ‘Don’t Smoke And Drive’ Ads, Shames Bearded Stoner Dudes While Doing So

Colorado has rolled out the first ad to warn you that being high is cool, but driving while high isn’t, because this is sadly a thing people need education about. And man, white stoner dudes who don’t shave so often should be PISSED, y’all, about the stereotyping happening here. Like they should start a twitter war or get an awareness ribbon and rage rage rage against the cheap exploitation of their bearded selves. They should have a Dove soap campaign showing that there are many types of dudes who smoke pot, and all of them are beautiful and not numbskull levels of dumb just because they toked up. Read more on Colorado Releases First ‘Don’t Smoke And Drive’ Ads, Shames Bearded Stoner Dudes While Doing So…
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Everybody’s Going To the U.S. Capitol To Get High

There is nothing quite like an early summer morning around our nation’s Capitol, where happy families are wandering lost and smiling and snapping pictures and lining up for tours of the grand slave-built palace of democracy. But why are they so happy, when they’re wandering lost in the crushing heat and wilting humidity, and where even the promise of an air-conditioned cafeteria is marred by the very real possibility that a passing Republican member of Congress will jump on your little boy and bugger him right there, to stop Obamacare. The answer, as is often the case, is the constant recreational use of marijuana. Read more on Everybody’s Going To the U.S. Capitol To Get High…