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Cranky Old GOP Legislator Quits Over Cranky Pro-Hitler Comments

Weird 91-year-old Republican state representative Martin Harty’s short career in New Hampshire politics is now over, because he said Hitler must have done “something right” and also that crazy people should be sent to Siberia for some reason. If Harty had only been about 45 years younger and maybe wore glasses to “look smart,” he could have a reality show about Siberia now. Instead, he resigned. Not because his ideas are wrong, mind you, but because of the “slightly unfavorable publicity” surrounding his comments. Because if Hitler was terrible, then why is he still so famous, right? Read more on Cranky Old GOP Legislator Quits Over Cranky Pro-Hitler Comments…
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Senior Citizens Nearly Kill Each Other Over Campaign Yard Signs

Some old people in the Chicago suburb of Wilmette went bonkers on each other because of political candidate signs on somebody’s lawn. While the brutal old-on-old violence occurred back on October 4, it is just now reaching the news media because, honestly, elderly people seem to always be going on about something and who has the time to try to decipher their grunts and mumbles? What we know is this: Three humans aged 60, 85 and 92 were involved in a savage sidewalk altercation because one of them didn’t like some campaign yard sign that may or may not have been located on the lawn of the other(s). The 85-year-old man, during the course of his alleged attack on the 92-year-old and his 60-year-old daughter, tumbled over his walker. While it should be ILLEGAL IN THE CONSTITUTION to even blog about this (let alone laugh at it), we shall soldier on because this is, after all, a Lib Hate Site. Read more on Senior Citizens Nearly Kill Each Other Over Campaign Yard Signs…
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Marco Rubio Throws Florida’s Old People Under the Bus

Wingnut child Marco Rubio wants to be Florida’s next U.S. senator, but does he hate Florida’s main population group (old people) too much? The maverick teabagger youth went on the teevee this weekend to debate charming orange heterosexual married man Charlie Crist, just to tell the Alligator State’s millions of Olds that he would soon take away their Social Security and probably even their condos and bingo clubs. Why does Marco Rubio despise America’s Future, the senior citizens? Read more on Marco Rubio Throws Florida’s Old People Under the Bus…