• May 27, 2012

pt old people

Some old white dude in Stockton is starting a militia because the police might have a few layoffs. He’s got 270 fellow gun nuts ready to, uh, hit the streets and take out the trash! Just avoid the hell out of Stockton for, let’s see, how about forever? Yes, Forever sounds good.

Here’s toilet-mouthed pixie Sarah Silverman, who has launched this plan to make you go visit your Jewish grandparents in Florida and basically trick them into voting for Obama, even though they are super old and afraid of black people and extremely susceptible to Republican goyim yelling “Israel!” again and again. [LA Times/The Great Schlep]

by Ken Layne  4:16 pm September 6, 2008

GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ST. PAUL: “The Republican convention was a neat, quaint operation. Nobody expected anything flashy or fun or interesting, and nobody expected any answer to America’s economic and military collapse beyond an oft-told 40-year-old shaggy dog tale of an old man who crashed a plane into the village he was bombing, back when [...]