May 20, 2013
pt old handsome joe
So let us guess: people are mad at Joe Biden for yelling at terrorists, right? DON’T BE RIDICULOSE! Of course they are. People are mad because he said “knock-off jihadis” instead of “Islamic jihadists.” Also, he did not say “terrorismalqaeda” three times fast.
Sorry to get this to you when it’s almost over, but we could not pull ourselves away long enough to even write a four-sentence post. Old Handsome Joe Biden is swearing in the Senate, and it is MESMERIZING. Crying babies! (Ted Cruz’s daughter, total brat-styley. Joe Biden, compassionately: “It’s a Democrat, I know, it’s okay.”) [...]
We at Wonket — the last bastion of pure Joe Biden love — received the following note yesterday, in our tipline, where people go to yell at us: I know you-all play it as though Joe Biden is just a sexy fool, but the scuttlebutt is that the Rs felt Obama wasn’t serious about talks [...]
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