Tag: pt old coots

Ted Stevens Signs Ironic Hat, Appears Foolish

A ballsy Wonkette hero operative sends us a fantastic photo with this description: "I got convicted Senator Ted Stevens to sign this 'I am VECO' hat with a silver sharpie on election night 2008." No, it's not just funny...

John McLaughlin Shouts About Some Fancy Biracial Snack Food

Apparently someone on Earth still watches The McLaughlin Group and thank god for that, because old coot host John McLaughlin tends to say some pretty funny things about this Barack Obama character. A couple of months ago he interrupted...

Violent Old FEMA Coot Wants To Be Famous!

Readers may remember the sad tale of Vincent Koley, the 74-year-old FEMA contractor who, while on a relief dispatch to flooded Iowa, hit some guy with his car and then beat him up with a golf club, all the...

Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa

So Iowa is underwater forever, and to the nation's shock, FEMA has sent out emergency response teams -- to help! This is only the second time in world history that FEMA has helped anyone, the other being the time...