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Large Squid Wash Up On Beach After Small Earthquake, Obama Blamed

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

'As the end approaches I feel more kindly toward the things. In the scale of cosmic entity who can say which species stands higher, or more nearly approaches a space-wide organic norm -- theirs or mine?' The happy rich people of La Jolla, California awoke Sunday morning to find many 40-lb. live squid flopping and squirming on the fancy beach. This horror show immediately followed a 4.0 earthquake 19 miles off the coast. Why did Nobama do this to us? Can the answer be found in a VERY SUSPICIOUS COMMENT on this San Francisco news website? MORE »

Tags: barack obama, california, earthquake, giant squid, muslin, muslins, ok which one of you did this?, sea monsters, squid
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