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BP and the Coast Guard are reporting that the reverse-cowgirl-static-kill-butt-well-plug was successful and that only 25% of the oil spilled is still in the...

The static kill sex position procedure is slated to begin today, if it didn't start last night while Doctor Jindal was sleeping. The process...

Remember the Islands of Doctor Jindal? Well it turns out that the future president of 'Merica may be wrong after all. Washington elites Several...

Deathstorm Bonnie is currently taking its talents to South Beach and raining and blowing really hard but not much else. Bonnie is a disorganized...

After losing strength over what's left of Haiti, The Deathstorm hit open water, started gobbling steroids, and now has its eye set on breaking...

Just when you thought that everything was returning to normal in the Black Gulf (OMG IS THAT RACIST?!? PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME GREAT AND...

Now that the oil spill/disaster/catastrophe is finally over (?!), BP is looking into another option to seal the well called "static kill" or "bullheading."...

Seepage and "undetermined anomalies at the well head" are being reported during the extended test phase of this fancy new wondercap. There are no...

Scantily clad Greenpeace and Earthjustice hippies are simultaneously covering themselves in chocolate and suing BP. Impressive. The new contraption on the oil well is...

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