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OH WELL

Everyone In New Jersey Arrested — Capitalism Now Illegal??

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Buy Morrie's wigs!Were you in northern New Jersey this morning? Ha ha, now you are in jail, maybe! Seems the FBI arbitrarily decided that today would be a good day to just arrest every powerful person for their obvious, constant corruption crimes, and so they did, and now most mayors, rabbis, and “men from Brooklyn” are in jail — for doing business with the Israelis! MORE »