• February 15, 2012

pt oh dear god

Stupid citizens of the Gulf Coast of the United States. What were you doing leasing your ‘Merkin Rigs to the backstabbing limey lobsterback royalists? They lit us on fire in 1812, and before that, it was even worse: they taxed our luxury goods. We must reject the British East India Company’s tasteless mercantilist monopoly of [...]

Easy! Tiger Woods is ~45% black, while Barack Obama is 50% black. More of this talk, please!

It’s clear that the Washington Post‘s evil whorish neocon opinion editor is intent on losing all of his newspaper’s subscriptions — and just as the Post is about to raise fares, producing the proverbial double-whammy of Failure. But why must he force this Jennifer Lee, who simply needs a paycheck in a tough economy, to [...]

Unfortunately the U.S. military had already invaded Public Enemy by the time of this correction. [Washington Post]