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Anderson Cooper Admits He Is Attracted to Men, Not The Other People

CNN hurricane guy Anderson Cooper, whom a full 100% of the American population has witnessed making out with dudes at one point or another, has an announcement! "The fact is, I'm gay, always have been, always will be, and...

Dick Cheney’s Daughter Got Gay Married, To Another Lady!

Wedding bells in DC! See down here, in the World's Most Evil City, we let gay people get married and don't think nothin' about it. The proud couple today was Mary Cheney, daughter of a former banana republic warlord,...

Old Slob Newt Gingrich Now Charging $50 Per Pic

Haven't you always longed to get your picture taken with a notoriously amoral old fraud, slinking his slimy arm around your back, breathing his devil's anus breath in your face, heaving forth his ominous, perverted overgrown-child giggle, spewing spittle,...

Wolf Attacks Theater: A Special BLITZER’S BLOG Review Of ‘Game Change’

Your Wonkette woke up at 3 a.m. this morning and has been refreshing CNN's Situation Room blog every 9 seconds without interruption since, longing for that glorious moment of release when the page would load and there, sitting atop...

Your ‘Michigan Mitt & Arizona Too’ Election Night Death Blog

First, a moment of silence for Olympia Snowe, who has delivered a "blow to the GOP" by dying or something. Ha ha, Olympia Snowe. Anyway: Michigan! Will hometown football hero Mitt Romney lose it after all the abortionist...

Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter

Wow. Congressional-page connoisseur Mark Foley is on Twitter. Is he legally allowed to do that? Who knows, but it turns out Foley has been on Twitter since March. He only has 181 followers right now, despite being rather infamous....

NEW POLL FINDS THAT AMERICANS DON'T KNOW STUFF: Did you know that a large portion of the United States citizenry doesn't know shit about anything? According to Internet thing FindLaw.com, "Nearly two-thirds of Americans cannot name any members of...

Fred Thompson’s Book Comes Out Tomorrow!

It is still Memoir Season for all Republicans who had any power or influence whatsoever between 2001 and 2009. Meanwhile, Fred Thompson is also writing a book! It's about his life as a Real American, and features some authentic,...

Will Democrats Vote To Open Debate On Possibly Reforming Wall Street? WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM?

As we wait to see whether all 41 Republicans will hold their pledge to vote against even debating a bill to at least monitor some of Wall Street's saddest practices, we must consider this new NRSC video, which says,...

A Children’s Treasury Of So-So BlackBerry Photos From FreedomWorks’ Tax Day Tea Party

Welcome to Narnia! We arrived at the FreedomWorks Tax Day Tea Party last night just as the Christian lion Admiral Ackbar was gettin' the crowd all hot and bothered, about socialism, between their trips to the Fried Dough and...

Choose The Cover For Glenn Beck’s Dumb Novel About Political Science

Here is a strange thing your Wonkette had not heard about, because Glenn Beck whatever: the television child has a new novel coming out this summer. Give him credit, he admits it's fiction this time. He has bizarrely named...

A Children’s Treasury Of National Review Online’s Most Comical Passages From The Past 24 Hours

Political scribes at National Review's The Corner -- the #1 Internet blog -- have displayed a range of reactions to the passage of last night's abortion mandate. Mark Steyn and John Derbyshire, for example, are pretty sure that the...

Here’s A Movie You Might Like To Watch!

The jet-plane man's letter today got us thinking of course about RELEVANT MOVIES, especially this one, God's Country, a 1985 documentary by Louis Malle, one of your editor's absolute favorites, and one that grows more relevant by the day....

CPAC Sights To See: Angry Anger People Destroying Nancy Pelosi Donkey

CPAC starts tomorrow! Get your blazer and khakis ready, because Mittens will have a checklist and an unlimited number of demerits to issue. And if you get CPAC Detention, you won't be able to beat the shit out of...

Obama Is In Trouble With Las Vegas, Now. People Are Upset.

So who is this guy, in the messy crazy person's office, keeping large ancient vases within reach of his laboriously carved Oaken Throne. Well he's the mayor of Las Vegas, that's who. Mayor Goodman. Mayor Goodman, along with Harry...

Tucker Carlson’s Pay-Porn & Conservative News Website Launches!

Check it out everyone, it's Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller the "Reason magazine of Huffington Posts." In otherwords BIG FREAKING TOP HEADLINE and then tons of other links all over the fucking place that may or may not redirect...