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Anderson Cooper Admits He Is Attracted to Men, Not The Other People

CNN hurricane guy Anderson Cooper, whom a full 100% of the American population has witnessed making out with dudes at one point or another, has an announcement! “The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.” Being rich is nice, too. [Andrew Sullivan] Read more on Anderson Cooper Admits He Is Attracted to Men, Not The Other People…
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Dick Cheney’s Daughter Got Gay Married, To Another Lady!

Wedding bells in DC! See down here, in the World’s Most Evil City, we let gay people get married and don’t think nothin’ about it. The proud couple today was Mary Cheney, daughter of a former banana republic warlord, and longtime girlfriend Heather Poe, who probably has parents too. Cheney has already used science magick to birth the couple’s two children. Dick Cheney is furious! No, he’s happy, about this one thing. Read more on Dick Cheney’s Daughter Got Gay Married, To Another Lady!…
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Old Slob Newt Gingrich Now Charging $50 Per Pic

Haven’t you always longed to get your picture taken with a notoriously amoral old fraud, slinking his slimy arm around your back, breathing his devil’s anus breath in your face, heaving forth his ominous, perverted overgrown-child giggle, spewing spittle, slobbering, fly open but blocked by his sunken belly resting on the ground? Then you’re in luck: It’ll only cost $50 from now on! Read more on Old Slob Newt Gingrich Now Charging $50 Per Pic…
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Wolf Attacks Theater: A Special BLITZER’S BLOG Review Of ‘Game Change’

Your Wonkette woke up at 3 a.m. this morning and has been refreshing CNN’s Situation Room blog every 9 seconds without interruption since, longing for that glorious moment of release when the page would load and there, sitting atop the earlier, lesser posts, would be a fresh new entry to BLITZER’S BLOG offering Wolf Blitzer’s take on HBO’s new film, Game Change. The adaptation of John Heilemann and Mark Halperin’s collection of nutty and occasionally factual anecdotes from the 2008 McCain campaign debuts tomorrow night on HBO, and we’ve been holding off our decision on whether to watch it until reading BLITZER’S BLOG’s take. So here, at long last, is the verdict of Wolf Blitzer’s ghostwriter from the local kindergarten work-study program: Movie picture good not bad. Read more on Wolf Attacks Theater: A Special BLITZER’S BLOG Review Of ‘Game Change’…
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Your ‘Michigan Mitt & Arizona Too’ Election Night Death Blog

First, a moment of silence for Olympia Snowe, who has delivered a “blow to the GOP” by dying or something. [Takes nap.] Ha ha, Olympia Snowe. Anyway: Michigan! Will hometown football hero Mitt Romney lose it after all the abortionist Democrats show up and vote for their hero, Rick Santorum? Then again, Rick Santorum: Not likable either! Can’t we just declare that gay Mexifucker sheriff out there in Arizona president and “go back” to having meaningful lives again? Here is your liveblog/open thread thing for the next 100 hours. Read more on Your ‘Michigan Mitt & Arizona Too’ Election Night Death Blog…
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Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter

Wow. Congressional-page connoisseur Mark Foley is on Twitter. Is he legally allowed to do that? Who knows, but it turns out Foley has been on Twitter since March. He only has 181 followers right now, despite being rather infamous. When he joined, did he have to alert his new Twitter neighbors he’s gotten in trouble with the law before for messaging underage boys on the Internet? That joke is actually a legitimate question, because Mark Foley is “following” a half-naked 15-year-old boy on Twitter right now. We are completely serious. Read more on Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter…
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NEW POLL FINDS THAT AMERICANS DON’T KNOW STUFF: Did you know that a large portion of the United States citizenry doesn’t know shit about anything? According to Internet thing FindLaw.com, “Nearly two-thirds of Americans cannot name any members of the U.S. Supreme Court.” Which is not really a huge problem, because Americans don’t vote for Supreme Court justices (directly), and Supreme Court justices are SUPPOSED to keep to themselves. But still jesus fuck. [PR Newswire] Read more on …
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Fred Thompson’s Book Comes Out Tomorrow!

It is still Memoir Season for all Republicans who had any power or influence whatsoever between 2001 and 2009. Meanwhile, Fred Thompson is also writing a book! It’s about his life as a Real American, and features some authentic, folksy prose from the crack team of unpaid ghostwriters working out of the slave shed at Fred Thompson’s Northern Virginia mansion. As for the title, Teaching the Pig to Dance is at least in the ballpark of what you’d imagine Fred Thompson would drum up, while poopin’ on his golden mansion toilet. Read more on Fred Thompson’s Book Comes Out Tomorrow!…
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Will Democrats Vote To Open Debate On Possibly Reforming Wall Street? WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM?

As we wait to see whether all 41 Republicans will hold their pledge to vote against even debating a bill to at least monitor some of Wall Street’s saddest practices, we must consider this new NRSC video, which says, “the Democrats get money from Wall Street.” Why aren’t people listening to the Republicans, who have no money? Cloture vote in a few minutes!!! [WP/Dave Weigel] Read more on Will Democrats Vote To Open Debate On Possibly Reforming Wall Street? WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM?…
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A Children’s Treasury Of So-So BlackBerry Photos From FreedomWorks’ Tax Day Tea Party

Welcome to Narnia! We arrived at the FreedomWorks Tax Day Tea Party last night just as the Christian lion Admiral Ackbar was gettin’ the crowd all hot and bothered, about socialism, between their trips to the Fried Dough and Porta Potty lines. No just kidding, the speaker was maybe Neal Boortz or somebody else. “They’re trying to smear you all as racists!” he said, to a pretty indifferent reaction. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of So-So BlackBerry Photos From FreedomWorks’ Tax Day Tea Party…
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Choose The Cover For Glenn Beck’s Dumb Novel About Political Science

Here is a strange thing your Wonkette had not heard about, because Glenn Beck whatever: the television child has a new novel coming out this summer. Give him credit, he admits it’s fiction this time. He has bizarrely named it The Overton Window, a political science term that we REALLY DON’T WANT to hear about for the next year after Glenn Beck mass-markets it and (in all likelihood) claims that it’s not the exact illustration of how Republicanism made the world insane over the past 30 years. Anyway you can choose the cover, YAY. Here are a couple of options, the naked monster vs. the three cocks. [Glenn Beck] Read more on Choose The Cover For Glenn Beck’s Dumb Novel About Political Science…
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A Children’s Treasury Of National Review Online’s Most Comical Passages From The Past 24 Hours

Political scribes at National Review’s The Corner — the #1 Internet blog — have displayed a range of reactions to the passage of last night’s abortion mandate. Mark Steyn and John Derbyshire, for example, are pretty sure that the entire world (America) will start disintegrating into barbarism, Jonah Goldberg believes something about a super-collider (?), and Mitt Romney thinks that he isn’t really really screwed. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of National Review Online’s Most Comical Passages From The Past 24 Hours…
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Here’s A Movie You Might Like To Watch!

The jet-plane man’s letter today got us thinking of course about RELEVANT MOVIES, especially this one, God’s Country, a 1985 documentary by Louis Malle, one of your editor’s absolute favorites, and one that grows more relevant by the day. Read more on Here’s A Movie You Might Like To Watch!…
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CPAC Sights To See: Angry Anger People Destroying Nancy Pelosi Donkey

CPAC starts tomorrow! Get your blazer and khakis ready, because Mittens will have a checklist and an unlimited number of demerits to issue. And if you get CPAC Detention, you won’t be able to beat the shit out of Nancy Pelosi and eat/play with her innards! Read more on CPAC Sights To See: Angry Anger People Destroying Nancy Pelosi Donkey…
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Obama Is In Trouble With Las Vegas, Now. People Are Upset.

So who is this guy, in the messy crazy person’s office, keeping large ancient vases within reach of his laboriously carved Oaken Throne. Well he’s the mayor of Las Vegas, that’s who. Mayor Goodman. Mayor Goodman, along with Harry Reid, along with other Nevadan legislators, along with Republicans aiming to score points, is furious that Barack Obama said this at yesterday’s Dick Swett town hall: “When times are tough, you tighten your belts. You don’t go buying a boat when you can barely pay your mortgage. You don’t blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you’re trying to save for college.” Why was he being so racist and Making Fun of Trig about Las Vegas? Read more on Obama Is In Trouble With Las Vegas, Now. People Are Upset….
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Tucker Carlson’s Pay-Porn & Conservative News Website Launches!

Check it out everyone, it’s Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller the “Reason magazine of Huffington Posts.” In otherwords BIG FREAKING TOP HEADLINE and then tons of other links all over the fucking place that may or may not redirect to outside sources. (Still, easier to navigate than the HuffPo.) And how lovely, an opening column from Andrew Breitbart. Yikes. Anyway, good luck, Tucker! [Daily Caller] Read more on Tucker Carlson’s Pay-Porn & Conservative News Website Launches!…