• May 28, 2012

pt of course

OF COURSE

Big Election Wins For Libs Obama Had Nothing To Do With Still About Obama

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson  10:59 am November 9, 2011

OMG CRAZED LIBTARD GODZILLA ATE WINGNUTS FOR LUNCH (and then had horrible indigestion). Scenes from the massacre yesterday: Kochsucker thug John Kasich’s Ohio union-busting law was demolished; in Mississippi, the criminally insane anti-abortion “personhood” amendment was shredded, a new GOP-sponsored Maine law banning Election Day registration went up in flames, Republicans got hammered in Kentucky, [...]

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Newt Gingrich Committed Adultery Because America Made Him Horny

by Jack Stuef  3:13 pm March 9, 2011

Presidential candidate/kitsch 1990s artifact Newt Gingrich knows he’s going to have to explain why he had so many affairs when he was trying to remove President Clinton from office for getting a blowjob, and here’s how he explained it to CBN in what appears to be some kind of tractor shed for storing murder victims: [...]

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Paulbaggers Finally Rip Off Hobbit Movie For Obvious Purpose

by Ken Layne  5:27 pm December 22, 2009

Political perfection has been attained: A Paultard somewhere loaned his VHS recording of Peter Jackson’s Misty Mountain Hop from the TNT basic-cable channel to a Teabagger with a big idea: Somehow, hobbits is about Obama, the black person. Merry fucking christmas. [YouTube via "Rev. Peter"]

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Sarah Palin Blows Stephen Colbert’s Security Cover, On Twitter

by Jim Newell  4:06 pm May 29, 2009

Many Wonkette readers may “moonlight” as viewers of the Stephen Colbert television show, hooray. In recent weeks Colbert has made jokes about the security situation surrounding his trip to the vague “Persian Gulf” area at some point in the next few months. Thanks to Sarah Palin, we now know that this will be in Iraq, [...]