Oh look, another video e-greeting thingy … but wait! This is a custom holiday greeting just for all you Truck Nutz-lovin’ Obamatards with the perfect Ecodriving scores! Thanks, Obama Girl! Merry Xmas to you, too. [Barely Political]

Well, here’s the moment none of us were waiting for: The people responsible for last year’s “Obama Girl” craze have released the McCain Campaign’s version of a harmless, sexy New Jersey gal — and it’s a horrifying genetic accident from Hell itself. Masturbate to that. [YouTube]

What to even say about this new Obama Girl video, where she is courted by Democratic/Libertarian presidential candidate Mike Gravel? He sings and does the Soulja Boy dance. But no cookie! [YouTube]

Hey, look, it’s what’s-her-name, Ashley (?), the famous YouTube star of “Obama Girl.” She doesn’t vote, or know why people vote, or anything at all. Thanks for another diamond in your crown of hearts, New Jersey. [Why Tuesday?]

We have always hated “Obama Girl,” just as our St. Barack of Obama hates “Obama Girl,” and for the same reasons: Everything dumb and and vapid and vulgar and plastic about this failed nation is personified by this “Obama Girl.” But the lyrics to this latest piece of crap are at least accurate — and subtitled, so you can figure out what mush mouth is saying. Hillary really does seem to want to be under John McCain’s desk in the Oval Office. [Barely Political]

Have you heard of “ATLAH”? No? Then maybe you aren’t a crazy Jesus preacher who decided this nonsense word was spoken unto him by, uh, the Almighty, because God pronounces “Harlem” as, uh, a completely different nonsense word. Meet the Honorable Reverend Doctor James David Manning, PhD, who also says “negro” a lot and calls our new president Barack Obama a “pimp” and a “Mac Daddy.” Let’s watch his crazy YouTubes together! MORE »

You know that attractive lady, the Obama Girl? Well, like most attractive ladies, she is a complete liar. Obama Girl, nee “Obama Girl,” is a registered voter in New Jersey — where she most certainly didn’t vote for anything yesterday. According to Obama Girl, she was at an “election-watching party in Greenwich Village,” a famous gay community in New York City, and couldn’t get back to her Jersey hellhole in time to vote. Watch out for the pretty ones, Barry — they’ll break your heart every time. [City Room]

Aww, Obama Girl couldn’t bring in the votes for poor Barry yesterday. At least she helped one assistant jerk off right next to her.

Well, it appears there’s literally no limit to the disturbing variations of the horrid “Obama Girl” phenomenon, as proven once again by today’s entry: “My Johnson Is For Thompson.” Thrill to some possibly gay guys washing a red truck, which is a Southern symbol of homosexuality and pro-abortion lobbying for terrorists.

My Johnson Is For Johnson [Stinky Journalism]

Oh, hey, a new “Obama Girl” video, this time pointlessly about The Troops or something, plus a bunch of whores in bikinis and absolute shit music, hooray for America. (Iran, we’re over here!) [MySpace]

Here is the newest video from that accursed “Obama Girl.” In it we are introduced to the “Romney Girls,” who are ostensibly triplets, each of whom represents a different phase in Romney’s political devolution, and to all of whom he is presumably married. This is the grossest thing ever and now we hate politics and sex.

The Latest From Obama Girl: Breaking The Mold [HuffPo]