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Ooh, this sounds hot — a love letter that should’ve been posted on a GeoCities sex story forum but instead made its way to MittRomney.com. Everyone take your laptop to the bathroom and lock that door, post haste.
Ever wondered what fairest Cally Gingrich wakes up to every morning? Most mornings? (The occasional morning?) No, you haven’t. But in any event, it’s this face, right here. This is Newt Gingrich, asleep, muttering nonsense about Leon Panetta, while waiting to speak to AIPAC via satellite. But really, him being asleep before the speech — [...]
Do you love to watch hot dudes — like, all sweaty and fat and flustered — with their latex-gloved hands groping random old people? Then Santa will be bringing you hot loads of multiple orgasms in the form of this website, The Daily Patdown. Thrill to the photo of this one bro who’s all, “I [...]
Spotted in downtown St. Paul today: this charming little hound with a very special present for John McCain.
