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Idiot Mississippi governor is caterwauling about being 'crucified' again. Here are some of the many oppressions Christians in the US face.

Earlier today, we learned that during Ted Cruz's days as the solicitor general of Texas, he and his team fought long and hard to...

Today we at Wonkette received a very important question that was very stupidly sent to our tipline, to which we can't actually reply as...

Are you enjoying your slow news week? You should. The last time we complained about a news day being slow, Newtown happened, and we...

Is your mom this old lady? No, because your mom is not a professor emerita of English. Your mom is, however, ungrateful and ungracious....

Mass shootings! It is like, they are everywhere, lol! And when someone comes at you with 14 guns and 5,000 rounds of ammunition right...

Congrats, Amercia, Mitt Romney picked a VP, and it is Paul Ryan. Of course, dear reader, you are probably already aware of the fact...

There is a movie out, people say it is very good, it has Channing Tatum in it and whatnot, maybe we will see it,...

Wonkette, as everyone knows, is read exclusively by sozzled homelesses and retirees. But your long national nightmare might be over, hobos! Charles Krauthammer needs...

We all have our favorite news and information sources, so why should we be surprised when followers of al-Qaeda have one too? Meet Inspire, the...

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