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Learn ABC’s 11 Weird Tricks To Surviving A Mass Shooting!
Mass shootings! It is like, they are everywhere, lol! And when someone comes at you with 14 guns and 5,000 rounds of ammunition right after they got out of prison for murdering their wife and inlaws, because seeing if someone is a law abiding citizen before selling them weapons discriminates against people who are law [...]
Your Wonkette Primer On The Ryan Plan And How It Will Murder America as We Know It
Congrats, Amercia, Mitt Romney picked a VP, and it is Paul Ryan. Of course, dear reader, you are probably already aware of the fact that you loathe Paul Ryan but are unsure about why, exactly. This might leave you confused, and possibly angry. Do you hate him because of his smug countenance, you wonder? Or [...]
Sexual Politics: How Not To Be A Male Stripper
There is a movie out, people say it is very good, it has Channing Tatum in it and whatnot, maybe we will see it, that’s cool. That is not really “political,” we guess, but there is nothing on the entire Internet today, like, “jobs report” REALLY? Romney being pro-vacation? Blah blah blah boring thing? Well, [...]
Wonkette Job Ads: Help Charles Krauthammer Pen His Pulitzer-Winning Screeds!
Wonkette, as everyone knows, is read exclusively by sozzled homelesses and retirees. But your long national nightmare might be over, hobos! Charles Krauthammer needs a researcher, and if you send him a missive filled with stern-sounding nonsense, maybe that researcher will be you!! Who wouldn’t want to go to work each morning for a man [...]
Journalism Job! Have You Applied Yet At Al-Qaeda’s Mag?
We all have our favorite news and information sources, so why should we be surprised when followers of al-Qaeda have one too? Meet Inspire, the slick, glossy mag created by American citizen (and former cheerleader) Samir Khan and featured columnist and American citizen, Anwar al-Awlaki. Since 2010, Inspire has been thick with, well, inspiring articles such [...]
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