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NOM NOM NOM  9:07 am December 5, 2012

Wingnuts Hold Anti-Gay Jeebus Conference In Magical Eastern Mexican Land of ‘Spain’

by Evan Hurst

Have any of our Wonkette readers ever been to a Foreign Country? Haha, oh my heck, no, of course not! All Godjesus-worshipping Americans know that all other countries are full of squalor and general brown-ness and should only be visited for the purposes of converting their heathen denizens to the one true religion of American [...]

NOM NOM NOM  1:29 pm January 24, 2012

Hero OK Lawmaker Seeks To Outlaw Aborted Fetuses As Food Ingredient

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

What’s in your anusburger, Oklahoma, besides cow rectums, sawdust and glue? It can be hard to tell! Have you ever, as a result, worried to yourself, what if there are also ground up aborted human fetuses in here and I don’t even realize it? Oklahoma state Senator Ralph Shortey — his real name! — worries [...]

NOM NOM NOM  2:27 pm December 26, 2011

Barack Obama Attempts To Eat Fingers Off a Small Child (VIDEO)

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Barack Obama is on vacation in Hawaii, where he is sampling the taste of the local infants. It’s sort of cute, until you realize this child is probably already halfway to Gitmo. [YouTube]

NOM NOM NOM  10:47 am May 27, 2009

Judge Sotomayor Gets Eated By Obama’s TellyPrompTERZ

by Sara K. Smith

The star of President Obama’s big announcement yesterday was, as usual, his teleprompters, which obscured the view of his (fairly short?) Supreme Court nominee. Then they shot mind-rays into her brain and finally consumed her. What will this Sotomayor character do when she’s on the Court and cannot use the teleprompters to help her write [...]

NOM NOM NOM  6:06 pm May 26, 2009

Royal Canadian Governor Eats Heart Of Baby Seal

by Jim Newell

JESUS CHRIST, CANADA. Wonkette Loonie operative “David” writes that where he lives, in Canada, “The Representative of Her Majesty the Queen has raised the profile of the Monarchy in Canada by grabbing the beating heart out of a baby seal and eating live on camera.” It’s true, she really does — it’s in the newspapers!

NOM NOM NOM  8:53 am August 18, 2008

Georgian President Eats His Tie, Ha Ha

by Sara K. Smith

Oh, this is just delightful. [BBC World News via Live Leak]


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