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Antonin Scalia: Constitution Only Protects Men (Straight Men)

According to Justice Antonin Scalia, who will only rule on court cases involving robots if the Constitution lists the EXACT model number and specifications of said robot in the text, the Constitution is for men who happen to be heterosexual and NOBODY ELSE, so other humans should just “get over it.” “Certainly the Constitution does not require discrimination on the basis of sex. The only issue is whether it prohibits it. It doesn’t,” he spat. Oh, good! So the Constitution doesn’t force us to discriminate against women; it’s just a sort of extra-credit assignment. But what about the Fourteenth Amendment? It only protects against discrimination of non-white men, according to Scalia. If you want rights for women or non-heterosexuals, you’re going to have to have another civil war. Read more on Antonin Scalia: Constitution Only Protects Men (Straight Men)…