• May 28, 2012

pt nation of retards

Hmm what’s a good, sane way to show opposition to a popularly elected government’s effort to make health insurance available to some people currently ineligible because they’ve lost their jobs or have a pre-existing medical condition? How about an armed state militia to fight the Feds! That’s the plan in Oklahoma, where Republican politicians and [...]

Yesterday we learned that the Lynchburg Tea Party of Virginia was trying to harass freshman Democratic Rep. Tom Perriello at his home, but posted the address of Perriello’s brother instead. These teabaggers, led by an infallible Liberty University journalism major, kept insisting that it was Rep. Perriello’s house, however. And now someone has cut a [...]

Robert Gibbs was wearing a purple bracelet during his appearance on Fox News Sunday yesterday. Today he explained why, on Twitter. The ol’ “kid has cancer” bait-and-switch, he goes with. The “Chicago-Style Politics Excuse.” Well, horseshit. Since when do children get cancer? Fortunately there’s another, more conservative explanation of this bracelet’s meaning from Big Government’s [...]

by Jim Newell  3:28 pm November 13, 2009

IT’S RAW DEMOCRACY! RAW, FLESH-BURNING DEMOCRACY: “BLAIRS – In a move sure to spark controversy, the Danville TEA Party will close their ‘Fired Up for Freedom’ rally by burning Rep. Tom Perriello and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in effigy in response to the passage of landmark healthcare legislation in the U.S. House of Representatives.” The [...]

Ah, very true. It’s the only logical conclusion, that President Barack Obama wanting to pass moderate bills incentivizing environmental responsibility (and maybe creating new jobs in the process) and providing basic health insurance to 30-40 million Americans makes him just like those 9/11 hijackers, and it’s time to bumrush the cockpit and crash his Kenyan [...]

FUCK YEAH GET AMP’D! BUSINESS! MAKING BILLS, A FORM OF AMERICAN CURRENCY!

The mobile-home hobbits were very busy over the weekend, so we got about 5,000 versions of the latest NOBAMA spam this weekend, invariably sent from AOL addresses. Somebody is VERY confused!!?? about a few things, and we better send this to all our friends.

Wonkette email operative “Bob,” like many Americans, has received an email claiming that Obama is a Muslim, a.k.a. Not American. These patriotic emails are the only way to stop the Obama Conspiracy that threatens to Blackify our government. But Bob, most likely a Liberal, was not so sure he wanted to accept the email as [...]