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Merry Xmas, America! (Don’t Eat the Poison Gingerbread Houses)

Christmas Day is over, pretty much! It’s all down to the weeping and drunken fighting with what’s her name, your relative probably, and the kids freaking out over their broken shoddy toys and the crippling mudslide/snowstorm that will prevent you from ever getting home (which was foreclosed, anyway). Also, the Gingerbread Houses are filled with a special Christmas treat this year: poison! And not the rockin’ ’80s hair band, either! (Haha there was a successful hair band called Poison, we’ve just remembered, because of these tainted gingerbread houses.) Read more on Merry Xmas, America! (Don’t Eat the Poison Gingerbread Houses)…