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If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran ‘Whenever,’ Right?

The bow tie hobbits at the Daily Caller landed a hot interview with Neocon Mustache Ride “John Bolton” — the premier authority on America’s #1 most-pressing issue: When Do We Bomb Iran? Bolton explained to Tucker Carlson’s gnome-slaves that bombing Iran is not in Barack Obama’s “DNA,” which sounds sort of racist! Questioning Obama’s genetic makeup because he is too chickenshit to bomb Iran is not racist though, it is just critical, and that is why the Daily Caller gave John Bolton his very own fursona, “critic-in chief.” If John Bolton was commander-in-chief he could stop being so critical and just bomb Iran instead. How about it, John? Read more on If John Bolton Was President He Could Bomb Iran ‘Whenever,’ Right?…