Sooooo it seems that Meghan McCain, famous for being a young blonde person with the last name “McCain,” is writing a regular Monday column for Tina Brown’s online Ponzi scheme La Bête Noire, which is just great, because we’ve been lacking a hilarious Monday dump of pageview-whoring ever since Bill Kristol was fired from the New York Times. As with her other columns, today’s output is extremely careful to mention hundreds of times that Meghan is NOT LIKE OTHER REPUBLICANS YOU SEE IN THE NEWS — she is cool, and other Republicans could be cool too if they were more like her. The topic is that she still can’t get laid, because her father in John McCain. No! It is that she *doesn’t* like Ann Coulter, because her father is John McCain. MORE »