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Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Welcome to your third annual rendition of “Mi Mamacita Communista.” You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and forever until you die. It is Wonket Law. And so today is May Day! We can have — or heave! — a cocktail for the working man. We can put on Our Marching Zapatos of Ocupado Justice! We can do lots and loads of things! But me, I’m missing mi mamacita communista. She didn’t die or anything, she just retired and moved back to Oklahoma, where they still (unaccountably) haven’t burned her for a witch. These are things my mother taught me. * The dog can drink out of the pool. * It’s best if the babies are naked. * Protesting is fun! Marching is better! * It is our patriotic duty to cuss loud and creatively. Lenny Bruce wants us to stick it to the squares. For America. And the children. * Good names for America’s pets and children include Rosie, Emma, Fidel and Diego, and any of her children who don’t comply will have their kids’ and pets’ names changed unilaterally. Rodents should be named after baked goods. Read more on Raise Less Corn, More Hell…
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Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Welcome to your Second Annual rendition of “Mi Mamacita Communista.” You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and forever until you die. It is Wonket Law. And so today is May Day! We can have — or heave! — a cocktail for the working man. We can put on Our Marching Zapatas zapatos of Ocupado Justice! We can do lots and loads of things! But me, I’m missing mi mamacita communista. She didn’t die or anything, she just retired and moved back to Oklahoma, where they still (unaccountably) haven’t burned her for a witch. These are things my mother taught me. * The dog can drink out of the pool. * It’s best if the babies are naked. * Protesting is fun! Marching is better! * It is our patriotic duty to cuss loud and creatively. Lenny Bruce wants us to stick it to the squares. For America. And the children. * Good names for America’s pets and children include Rosie, Emma, Fidel and Diego, and any of her children who don’t comply will have their kids’ and pets’ names changed unilaterally. Rodents should be named after baked goods. Read more on Raise Less Corn, More Hell…
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Chick-Fil-A Now Firing Women So They Can Stay Home And Make Babies, For Jesus

Hey hey Chick-fil-A, how many women did you fire for having children at home so they could be “stay home mothers” in blatant disregard for sex-discrimination laws and common decency and humanity on top of all your other pressing PR problems that are totally “neutral” in the culture wars today? Oh, just the one, Brenda Honeycutt of Duluth, Georgia? But maybe like five more? In just one restaurant? Well depending on your judge that may not be enough to show a pattern of willful discrimination, so by all means, carry on! Read more on Chick-Fil-A Now Firing Women So They Can Stay Home And Make Babies, For Jesus…
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World’s Best Mom Bristol Palin In Giggle Fit While Angel Baby Tripp Calls Her Homosexual Slur: UPDATED!

What could it be? What homosexual slur did perfect angel Tripp call his mama on the latest episode of “Bristol Palin: Life’s A Tripp,” which goddamnit we again forgot to watch? UPDATED BELOW! Read more on World’s Best Mom Bristol Palin In Giggle Fit While Angel Baby Tripp Calls Her Homosexual Slur: UPDATED!…
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Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Welcome to your First Annual rendition of “Mi Mamacita Communista.” You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and forever until you die. It is the New Wonkette Law. And so today is May Day! We can have — or heave! — a cocktail for the working man. We can put on Our Marching Zapatas zapatos of Ocupado Justice! We can do lots and loads of things! But me, I’m missing mi mamacita communista. She didn’t die or anything, she just retired and moved back to Oklahoma, where they still (unaccountably) haven’t burned her for a witch. These are things my mother taught me. * The dog can drink out of the pool. * It’s best if the babies are naked. * Protesting is fun! Marching is better! * It is our patriotic duty to cuss loud and creatively. Lenny Bruce wants us to stick it to the squares. For America. And the children. * Good names for America’s pets and children include Rosie, Emma, Fidel and Diego, and any of her children who don’t comply will have their kids’ and pets’ names changed unilaterally. Rodents should be named after baked goods. Read more on Raise Less Corn, More Hell…