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How Do You Know If You’ve Had Gay Sex With a Republican Dude?

Seattle’s famous alt-weekly The Stranger has a special new issue full of GOP Sexytime stories, mostly involving homosexual encounters with Jebus Preachers and other Republican types. But how do you know the “sweet,” “gently” and “sappy” guy you’ve picked up is actually a family values conservative? Well, maybe after you schtup him and vice versa, go take a look at his living room decor. Read more on How Do You Know If You’ve Had Gay Sex With a Republican Dude?…
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Americans Sad To Be ‘Stuck’ In Europe, Due To Dinosaur-Killing Volcano Ash

Wonkette operative Lady MacBeth writes, “Jesus Christ, I’m stuck in the South of France. And all you people can do is cover tea party events??? There are so many of us stuck in Europe and humbled by language barriers and dirty laundry and stripey black-and-white shirts and Wonkette covers the tea party?!” Yeah well you know WHAT, “Lady,” if that is your real (European) name? Read more on Americans Sad To Be ‘Stuck’ In Europe, Due To Dinosaur-Killing Volcano Ash…
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COMEDIENNE HATES HER GYM: Who is asking your editor about stuff he doesn’t know about today? Why it’s Sara Benincasa, comic writer radio person! Everybody has so many problems these days, because of Nobamacare. [True/Slant] Read more on …
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DRUNK STUDENT ON INTERNET SEEKS GIRLS: How does a brooding 20-year-old drunken college student on the Internet finally leave the dorm and get laid? Your editor’s answer may disgust you! [True/Slant] Read more on …