Yay is everybody ready for the most rip-roaring good time ever at a town hall since a mob of outraged yokels stole George Washington’s wooden teeth and chased him off the premises clad only in his skivvies and the 18th-century version of a women’s brassiere (two monkey skulls held together with catgut and lignum vitae)? That’s what happens when you mess with New Hampshire, the forgotten Appalachia of the American Northeast. MORE »

Goddammit. We began this week fueled by the fires of righteous indignation that those AIG twats were getting money, any money at all, from the government or anybody else, regardless of when it was awarded or for what purpose, because seriously what a crowd of worthless cocks. But now just several days later, our House of Representatives has gone ahead and “channeled the people’s rage” with the dumbest legislation since Terry Schiavo, which has cleverly backed all your liberal bloggers into reassessing this whole KILL THE WEALTHY MEATSTICKS approach. MORE »

Remember how you voted so faithfully and got an editor of this-here politics blog onto a panel about failed social media campaigns? Well, that panel will be next Saturday, March 14 at 5PM at South by Southwest Interactive in Austin, Texas. It will be a HOOT. Rahm Emanuel will be there in his knickers! Tell your friends! [SXSW/Suxorz]

• WE HAVE BECOME MONSTERS: “Sara K. Smith of Wonkette fame is the fourth Suxorz panelist, with solid lead among the 2059 votes cast. Thank you all for participating!” [Suxorz Facebook]

VOTE TO PUT YOUR SARA K. SMITH ON SOME SOCIAL MEDIA PANEL! Hey lozers have you voted yet? Give it a try, it is super fun! It is a way more fun thing to do right before you leave work than, uh, working! Plus don’t you want to send Sara Smith to the great Republic of Austin to share the “good word” about social media campaigns such as that thing where Burger King bribed people to EXTERMINATE their “friends” from their Facebook accounts? You bet you do. Click the goddamn clicky. [Survey Monkey]

• WALNUTS IS A HERO: Whoa hey John McCain decided to calm the lynch mob for the first time at a rally today: “I want everyone to be respectful. And let’s make sure we are, because that’s the way politics is done in America. I have to tell you, he is a decent person, a person that you do not have to be scared [of] as president of the United States.” (Because someone asked if they should be scared!) Good job and thank you, Walnuts. Watch out though! Now they’s a-coming for you, cuz you just called a terrorist a “decent person.” [The Page]