Tag: pt mixed messages!

Barack Obama Is Now Secret Muslim President of Palestine

Maybe Barack Obama's attitude about 2012 is "Fine, you want this country? Please, help yourself," because he is moving on - to the Middle East! Where he belongs, according to everybody's handful of (crazy?) relatives who think Barack Obama...

Michelle Obama Halts War On Obesity And Anusburgers

Drudge sirens and frantic arm flapping: a Washington Post reporter saw "War on Childhood Obesity" Gen. Michelle Obama over at the new Shake Shack diner in D.C. engaging in "talks" with one of those giant crushed cow-horse-goat anus cakes...

Obama Cancels His Victory Snack Date With Norway’s King

Barack Obama has said a controversial "No, thank you" to the King of Norway's very kind and very obligatory lunch invitation! Sometime before or after Obama's hawky peace prize acceptance speech, everyone expected our President to feast upon Scandinavian...