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George W. Bush Frightened By Baseball

What’s that dang old George W. Bush up to these days? People used to talk about him all the time. Now? It’s like we can’t even remember what the deal was, with that guy. The main thing is that he is very scared of flying baseballs and scary baseball catcher-men. We would be scared, too! Read more on George W. Bush Frightened By Baseball…
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Bush Reveals How To Become President: Just Quit Boozin’

The revelations from George W. Bush’s blockbuster graphic novel, Stuff I Did, continue to slam America when it is most vulnerable and butt-hurt. For example, the longest serving president of the 21st Century (really, so far!) says he would’ve never been our beloved national leader had he kept his fun drinking habit. Imagine that! Just try to remember the first decade of this century without George W. Bush steady at the helm. Read more on Bush Reveals How To Become President: Just Quit Boozin’…
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George W. Bush Welcomes You To the Internet

Well, he still can’t talk good, but he seems more relaxed and at ease with himself than he did during those last seven or eight years of his presidency. And here’s your Good-Night Present, George W. Bush, mumbling softly in your ear, about whatever the hell, the “Institute of Failed Presidents” and the beauty of Texas. At least he’s not doing a vile Dick Cheney routine, and for that we are appreciative. [YouTube] Read more on George W. Bush Welcomes You To the Internet…