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Wendi Deng before her morning makeup

Tony Blair Denies Putting His Danglybits In Wendi Deng Murdoch’s Vengeful Chasm

Sad news, friends, and that sad news is that a wonderful friendship, a bromance for the ages, is no more just because Rupert Murdoch thinks former prime minister and US buttboy Tony Blair was puttin' it to his wife,...

Fox News Watergates Debate Transcript; Erases Four Worst Minutes Of Mitt Romney’s Life

There's a conspiracy afoot, kid detectives! After the debate, the networks posted "transcripts" of the debate. "What's a transcript?" your dumb friend might ask. Well, a transcript is when someone writes down everything people said and then you cite from...

Herman Cain: Ladies Be Stupid (VIDEO!)

Oh this is fun! For months the GOP has been sending special email lovenotes to Your Wonkette regarding how Romney is totally kicking Obama's ass among Gyno-Americans, which is weird? Because Romney is actually down among women by 18,...