Before you dismiss this video as another “cute red-state gal is going to cum again remembering how the beautiful Sarah Palin touched her,” please just duct-tape yourself to the office chair and watch the WHOLE THING because, good god, PALIN MAN! [YouTube video-documentary by Wonkette commenter PabaBritanica.]

Reuters Copy Editor: “Yeah go ahead and stick in the word ‘the’ before ‘MILF’—that way no one will even make that connection anymore.” [Front Row]

When it comes to presidents of various countries, everybody knows Mahmud Ahmadinejad is the handsomest religious nut to hold the office. But what about Mrs. Mahmud Ahmadinejad? Can she rock the open-collar summer suit look?

Maybe! Who knows? Could be Natalie Portman in there. Could be Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. Could be Barbara Bush (Senior)! Who knows?! Sexy is back! [Some Foreign Site]

Bush-groping robot-loving Foster MILF Michele Bachmann is America’s favorite Republican lady congressperson from Minnesota, but is the baby-farming beauty getting busy with a fellow lawmaker who is not her husband? Read the hot rumor that is suddenly sweeping the state, after the jump. MORE »

Beloved Alaskan Governor and hot maverick Sarah Palin is seven months pregnant with her fifth kid! She just announced the happy news, and now John McCain’s latest hope for a popular female maverick Republican governor on the GOP ticket is gone forever. People will really do just about anything to avoid being John McCain’s lady vice presidential candidate who will lose with him in November. MORE »

Way back in 1984 — the Van Halen reality, not the George Orwell novel — Alaska’s new governor Sarah Palin was an Alaskan beauty queen. She would’ve been 18 or 19 at the time. The only problem with this great tale is that it appears she was in college in Idaho at the time. Meaning, it’s obviously true. Topless Alaskan beauty queens … hooray for America. MORE »

Alaska elected the nation’s hottest governor last month, and today Sarah Palin was sworn in. MORE »