Pennsylvania’s fifth congressional district front-runner, Republican Derek Walker, has been charged with two misdeameanors and four felonies for jaywalking repeatedly. And by jaywalking we mean stalking and videotaping some guy slamming Walker’s ex-girlfriend at her house. The question is, of course, whose sex bits was his camera focusing on? MORE »

This is Bill Cahir, Iraq War veteran hero and Democratic congressional candidate from Pennsylvania’s 5th district. His last name is pronounced “Care,” as in “Care Bears.” Here is a video of him trying to explain the pronunciation to Pennsylvania’s rural voters, who don’t buy his fancy-pants space alien phonics. [YouTube via Philadelphia Will Do]