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Goateed Prophet Chuck Todd Thinks This ‘Obama’ Will Win

One of your favorite pretend secret boyfriends, NBC News "Math Fraud" Chuck Todd, thinks that -- get this -- the DEMOCRAT, the nominee of the party that always loses presidential elections due to horrible gayness, will win the current...

Here’s Your ‘Sunday Electoral Map Analysis,’ Lozers!

My stars, what a fun Wonkette Weekend we are having! We decided to start posting everyday through the election after you people kept e-mailing us about how we are lazy. Well fine, you've got your weekend "phunnies," lunatics, and...