May 27, 2012
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Goateed Prophet Chuck Todd Thinks This ‘Obama’ Will Win
by Jim Newell 1:34 pm November 2, 2008
One of your favorite pretend secret boyfriends, NBC News “Math Fraud” Chuck Todd, thinks that — get this — the DEMOCRAT, the nominee of the party that always loses presidential elections due to horrible gayness, will win the current presidential election. Oh, “okay.” He lists Florida, Indiana, Montana, Missouri, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota and [...]
Here’s Your ‘Sunday Electoral Map Analysis,’ Lozers!
by Jim Newell 6:41 pm October 26, 2008
My stars, what a fun Wonkette Weekend we are having! We decided to start posting everyday through the election after you people kept e-mailing us about how we are lazy. Well fine, you’ve got your weekend “phunnies,” lunatics, and it comes at the expense of Jesus sending us to Hell for working on a Sunday, [...]
