Your editors meet the delightful MSNBC mascots in downtown Denver.

The Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service wants you to do your part to help stop the Bird Flu! They want your help so bad, in fact, that they’ve unveiled a web-based campaign designed to convince you that keeping your birds alive is in your best interest! MORE »

Yes, that is Representative Shelley Berkley (D-NV) with our good friend Yucca Mountain Johnny, square-jawed defender of America’s right (nay, responsibility) to dump nuclear waste wherever we see fit. The Honorable Ms. Berkley presumably learned about YMJ from us, as we are the universally acknowledged leader in finding goofy Federal Government Websites For Kids and making fun of them. We didn’t bother to pay attention to what Berkley was saying, but we assume she’s just praising the Office of Civilian Radioactive Waste Management for their fine illustration skills and ability to keep their finger on the pulse of America’s Youth. MORE »