May 27, 2012
pt major endorsements
Evangelist Endorses Obama Because George Bush Disrespected ‘Matthew,’ From The Bible
by Jim Newell 4:09 pm October 22, 2008
An evangelist named Dr. K.A. Paul, whom the New Republic has called the most popular evangelist in the world (read: has sodomized more little boys than the others), has shockingly endorsed the Muslin candidate, Barack Obama, in what must be an all-time first! This dude, who we will respectfully dub “The Other Dr. Paul” for [...]
Ron Paul Embarrasses Phil Gramm At Press Conference
by Jim Newell 2:39 pm September 10, 2008
Ron Paul’s very special press conference has ended and, we regret to inform, it featured no “Tournament of Losers”-style death match among the various third-party candidates he invited. He totally copped out and endorsed three third-party candidates: Ralph Nader, Cynthia McKinney, and Chuck Baldwin. He was planning on endorsing Bob Barr, too, but selfish Barr [...]
Bill Clinton Releases Important, Bland One-Sentence Endorsement Of Obama
by Jim Newell 1:15 pm June 24, 2008
Now that his wife isn’t running anymore, will Bill Clinton revert to being arguably the most popular Democratic official of the last half-century and, you know, help his party out a bit? Maybe hold a big public endorsement spectacle for Obama? Maybe later! He has finally indicated, however, that he will support the Democratic nominee [...]
