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Guy Who Taught GOP To Call Democrats ‘Sick Corrupt Liberal Traitors’ Very :( About Mean Election

Frank Luntz has had it with all this electoral 'poison.'

How Will ‘Orwellian’ Hero Pollster Frank Luntz ‘Luntz-Up’ Sportsball?

GOP pollster Frank Luntz is the kind of hired gun political hack who can, with a straight face, say stuff like: "To be 'Orwellian' is to speak with absolute clarity, to be succinct, to explain what the event is,...

Weird Youtube Proves High School Teacher Didn’t Call Trick-Or-Treaters The N-Word, Despite Media’s Evil Lies

Tipster "Nicholas" writes: Would someone figure this out, and then explain it to me in writing on an internet site? Sure, no problem, "Nicholas!" The video, of course, is in response to this, which Dok so ably dokumented for us last...

Lobbyists’ Lobby To Drop ‘Lobbyist’ From Its Name, In Best Rebranding Since ‘Xe’

A group that advocates for K Street -- the lobbyist lobby, pretty much -- will change its name to remove the word "lobbyist," The Hill reports: The board of the American League of Lobbyists (ALL) announced Tuesday it has recommended...

Fox News Says There’s No Government Shutdown; Federal Government & WIC Recipients Just Dieting

Hey, you takers! Fox news has some doubleplusgood Newspeak for you, fresh from the Frank Luntz playbook: There is no "government shutdown" going on. Instead, the Foxnews.com homepage refers only to the "slimdown" of the federal government. Slimdowns: so...

Are You On The NYPD’s List Of ‘Demographic Americans’? Are You Brown? Then Yes!

Fun fact: after 9/11, the NYPD created something called  a "demographics unit," devoted to spending time in South Asian and Middle Eastern neighborhoods in New York, New Haven, and various neighborhoods in New Jersey  under the supervision of a CIA...

Rick Santorum Does Not Care For Your ‘Marxism Talk’ About ‘The Middle Class,’ Which Does Not Exist

Why is Rick Santorum still talking, and more importantly, why is anyone still interested in hearing him talk, given that he holds no office and everyone wishes he'd go away? Your Wonkette does not have the answer to these...

Kidney-Failure Lady Humiliated For Being On Food Stamps Probably Won’t Vote Because Obamacare Kills

So there is a lady who can't work because she has kidney failure and is on dialysis 12 hours a day, and also she takes care of her aged mom, and her husband works only part time so he...

Virginia Idiot: ‘Sea Level Rise’ Newest Left-Wing Plot

Al Gore, besides inventing the Internet and lying constantly about that thing he said that was 100 percent correct, is also responsible for other terrible crimes against humanity. Do you know what they are? They are taking facts, like...

John Boehner Can Not Believe The Gall Of Barack Obama Wanting A Clean Vote On The Debt Ceiling (VIDEO)

Human tear factory John Boehner is shocked -- shocked! -- that no-goodnik President Divisive wants a "clean" debt limit increase without matching spending cuts. You perhaps remember that this was a big fucking deal last year when all the...

John Derbyshire Wonders: What Should We White Supremacists Call Ourselves Today?

Don't cry too hard for poor John Derbyshire, thrust squalling from "the hushed, oak-paneled, Chambers-of-Commerce-financed precincts of Conservatism Inc., whose entrance is now barred against by an angel with a flaming sword." He has now settled easily into...

Hero Journalist Attempts To Explain ‘Womyn’ To Disingenuous Douche

It's a fine line between clever and stupid, and the poor dears of the GOP establishment are all in a tizzy trying to find it. Having somehow decided that their previous forays into women's uteruses lacked a proper goose-stepping...