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Piers Morgan Joins List Of People Ted Nugent Has Invited To Do Sex Acts To His Machine Gun

The Internet’s Second Stupidest Man, “Gateway Pundit” Jim Hoft, brings us this rawking video of pants-pooing draft dodger Ted Nugent (who has yet to fulfill his promise to kill either himself or the president) inviting random television personality Piers Morgan to “suck on [his] machine gun.” How does Hoft characterize this bit of witty repartee? He characterizes it only as “Epic!” But is it epic? No, it is not really very epic. But why not? Because Ted Nugent is constantly calling for people to suck on his machine gun and/or offering to suck their dicks, and while the gun maniacs in the country are currently in a spot of a tizzy because Piers Morgan said mean words about their Lil Bronsons or something, they are forgetting that at the same time they are supposed to be attempting to continue the charade that guns are for protection, not for ramming up the president’s bunghole. Let us, together, take a small and partial journey through the list of people Nugent has previously used his witty banter/death threats upon. Follow us after the jump! Read more on Piers Morgan Joins List Of People Ted Nugent Has Invited To Do Sex Acts To His Machine Gun…
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Ted Nugent Death / Jail Watch, Day One

So, remember how Ted Nugent, that charming young bard of the rock-n-roll genre, said this thing back in April? “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Read more on Ted Nugent Death / Jail Watch, Day One…