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Here Is Your Sponsored Content From The Heritage Foundation That Looks Like A Wonkette Post. Also Too Boobs.

Today, Buzzfeed won the Internet by letting the Heritage Foundation post a bunch of dumb fucking lie-gifs about Obamacare, which were total lies and not even true? That’s cool, Buzzfeed, we know you got that $100 billion investment to pay back, so whatever it takes, dudes. I mean, we hope they gave them money? It doesn’t say “sponsored content” on it, it just says “Buzzfeed Community”? We could probly text or tweet at them, but that sounds suspiciously like journalism work. But we were all HEY WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDLY FRIENDS AT YOUR WONKET WE LIKE MUNEEZ GIVE US THE MONEEZ FUCK WE EVEN HAVE NEWSMAX UP IN HERE. And Heritage Foundation was all like “cool yeah we will write you a gay Wonket thing filled with buttfucking and lies, here is a barrel full of cash.” And we were like “cool just make sure it sounds like it was wrote by a dumb fucking teenager, ask any Redditor, that is kind of our thing,” and they were like ON IT. Read more on Here Is Your Sponsored Content From The Heritage Foundation That Looks Like A Wonkette Post. Also Too Boobs….
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Sleazy Washington Post Selling ‘Access’ To CEOs, For $25,000

America’s neo-con pamphlet the Washington Post can be found festering in certain driveways from Reston to Chevy Chase, but sometimes that’s not good enough for the powerful CEO or lobbyist who wants to, say, beat the shit out of Richard Cohen in person. This is why Post publisher Katharine Weymouth is now hosting intimate sexy gatherings at her home, where for a small admission price (between $25,000 and $250,000), the lonely business leader can dine with WaPo editors and journalists, get a loving hummer from Krauthammer or Kristol or (imagine!) both of them. Read more on Sleazy Washington Post Selling ‘Access’ To CEOs, For $25,000…