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Politico Gets The Scoop On DC’s Top Masturbation Material

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Beltway Insider lore: Mark Shields has the biggest dick in townWe’re a day late to this one and have no time for long, meandering first paragraphs about nothing. Here’s the deal: The Politico has written a pornographic feature about how it wants to fuck Peter Orszag, Grover Norquist, Christopher Hitchens, Chuck Todd, Rahm Emanuel, Eric Cantor, and Dr. Congressman Ron Paul, in that order, maybe. MORE »


LOCAL CELEBRITIES

Q&A: Fatback DJ Demystifies The DC Dance Scene (Yes, It Exists)

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Here comes the party.Pete Welsch has been DJing with the DC-based Fatback crew since 2006, and he’s seen DC’s dance scene move from scary rave music (thank you, Jesus) to a culture that embraces genres from all across the spectrum: garage rock, house, electro, etc. Wonkabout asked the funk/soul/boogaloo DJ to dish about DC nightlife and dance muzak. MORE »


LOCAL CELEBRITIES

Harold Ickes Is Still Alive, Speaking

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

The last anyone heard from Harold Ickes, he was bravely casting aside logic to claim that Hillary Clinton should still win the primaries, for White America.  But unlike other washed-up politicos who spend their retirement in rural red states or simply Jail, Ickes is still toodling around Washington. We went to see him! MORE »