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Non-Human Rick Scott Launches Jihad Against People Who Study Humans

Space monster/invoked demon Rick Scott is clearly not a human. Children everywhere know Rick Scott's face very well: It is what they see during nightmares, the soulless mask of non-human evil as personified by Lord Voldemort in the demonic...

John Edwards Still Talking About Poverty While Dodging JUICY QUESTIONS About Affair

John Edwards has been mysteriously absent from the news for many months, ever since he announced that he could very well have gotten John McCain elected president had he (Edwards) won the Democratic nomination because he was having sex...

ANCIENT SEX LIZARD MAKES BABIES: A gruesome, century-old cancer-ridden basilisk in New Zealand somehow impregnated another monster, and 11 baby Cockatrice hatched on Monday. Change is here!

Al Franken Winning (For Now!) In MN

Your faithful Star-Tribune has a little ticker dealy on their front page and look, Al Franken is ahead by nearly 250 votes! The Coleman v. Franken recount has been going on since when, the Carter administration or so? Are...

Al Franken Might Be The Favorite In Eternal Minnesota Recount

Have you been paying to the Minnesota Senate recount still, America? It's still going on! We'd assumed that Al Franken had lost unofficially, and then the Illinois governor started being hilarious, and that was that. So, Jonathan Chait of...