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Is he even Catholic?

New Pope Tells Congress The State Of The Union Is Insufficiently Communist

New Pope Frank is addressing Congress, even though some of our nation's Very Serious And Good Christian Republicans have insisted New Pope is A Idiot who should keep his nose out of our American bidness, except for the part...

ANNOUNCEMENT OF INTENT TO LIVEBLOG: Join us at 8:30 p.m. Eastern Time as we begin a long evening of liveblogging Barack Obama's special money speech to Congress, and Little Bobby Jindal's special response (Jindal is a minority, too!), and...

Liveblogging Debate Night Pre-Show: What Do Dumb Anchors ‘Predict’?

That's WALNUTS! after downing his fifteen nightly Ambien. What a nut. But, he showed up for tonight's debate, and that's more than he was planning on yesterday! So give him credit HE WAS IN THE WAR FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...

YOUR WEDNESDAY NIGHT WONKETTE-RNC SCHEDULE: Live coverage and liveblogging of our favorites dudes: Billionaire space monster Mitt Romney, squirrel-licker Mike Huckabee, and rancid rat beast Rudy Giuliani! Plus: There's some lady from Alaska, the beloved statesman Sarah Palin, who...

Liveblogging VPILF Sarah Palin Greeting America!

Yikes, the entire world is trying to read about Sarah Palin on Wonkette right now! So crazy. Anyway, our Alaskan GILF is now on stage and we're liveblogging it. She's a pretty girl, so we guess she's qualified to...

Liveblogging The Tail End Of This UNITY Rally

Ugh, ack, yes, Barack and Hillary are having their UNITY rally right now, in UNITY NEW HAMPSHIRE, where they talk about UNITING for BLACK POWER... BARACK OBAMA up in this MUHFUCKA, with HILLZ. We missed most of it. Let's...