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CLOSER? That was just Clive Owen showing his vagina to Julia Roberts for like two hours. [NYT]

Beloved Massachusetts lunch-break fap material Scott Brown was so scared of the fickle, conservative Boston Herald kicking him out of Massachusetts — for not running over to the House last Sunday and stabbing the bill with his… truck?? — that he sent out a fundraising letter to his constituents, warning them: the liberal television lesbian […]