TERRY MCAULIFFE IS SEXIST: Uh oh, it seems that comical former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe is drunk again. In an interview with some Virginia newspaper, he recommended Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine be selected as Obama’s second black vice president, and not Hillary! We think Terry McAuliffe should get the job because why not. [Falls Church News Press/HuffPo]

In this long, divisive political primary season, Americans are looking to seasoned political leaders like Snoop Dogg for guidance — and the zany rapper does not disappoint! He claims that Barack Obama’s campaign has been funded in part by the Ku Klux Klan, well known for its historic love of black people. This insane urban legend has already been debunked, of course, but you try telling that to somebody who died that way after they put the baby in the microwave and the turkey in bed and then they turned around and there was a BLOODY HOOK HANGING RIGHT THERE ON THE DOOR HANDLE. [Guardian]