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Rick Perry Remembers He Hadn’t Yet Blamed Feds For Texas Wildfires

Texas, Texas, burning down, where o where can the federal government be found? Rick “just secede already” Perry is all bent out of shape because, God, these idiots, the feds are too busy with their red tape to help Rick Perry do war on the enormous wildfires trying to swallow the entire state back into the earth. Perry requested federal assistance and giant fire-killing drones from Fort Hood that have yet to arrive, although we are not sure when he asked for it because he didn’t say, maybe a few hours ago? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT. Stupid government red war tape! Keep that middle finger raised high, Rick Perry. God and the Texas state legislature that is busy¬†cutting the firefighters’ budget by $34 million in the midst of the crisis, they will still get their high-fives. Read more on Rick Perry Remembers He Hadn’t Yet Blamed Feds For Texas Wildfires…