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TED People Nix Income Inequality Chat In Favor Of More Prissy Totebagging Social Media Efficiency Crap

Do you kids like the TED talks? They're a series of conferences where David Brooks pretends to explain scientific innovation or a "social media pioneer" babbles about how clicking a new computer button on a computer program will save...

Massachusetts Democrats Working Overtime To Lose Massachusetts For Elizabeth Warren

Everybody's super favorite (not kidding) schoolmarm/Senate candidate, Elizabeth Warren, has had a rough week. She did not have a good answer to why she used to say she was Native American. (To us, "our family always thought we were,"...

OH COME ON: Dawn Johnsen, the nice lady who would've made an awesome head of the Justice Department Office of Legal Counsel (PEOPLE WHO WRITE TORTURE MEMOS), has are you kidding WITHDRAWN her nomination? To head the Office of...

Hmm Could This Whole Anti-Government TeaBag Mob Backfire On Republicans?

It seems kind of crazy to think that encouraging a bunch of ignorant, racist, paranoid fucktards to hate the United States Government might actually backfire on the Republicans who would like to be in charge of that very same...

Enraged Teabaggers Now Posting Dumb Pictures On Scott Brown’s Facebook Page

First they typed some crazytime Twitter stuff, then they typed anger-bear Facebook messages, and now they're posting poorly Photoshopped pictures on Scott Brown's Facebook page. What could be next? Is there anything left to do, on the Internet, about...

Sarah Palin’s Pet Wingnut Concedes NY Congressional Race, Again

Doug Hoffman, the wingnut geek who forced the Republican out of New York's 23rd congressional district special election but then lost that election to the Democrat and then proceeded to concede and later unconcede, finally admitted defeat (again) today,...

White House Responds To Rich Tom Daschle’s Withdrawal

Here's our main man, "Bob" Gibbs, responding to the lady's question about Tom Daschle's *sudden* withdrawal. Gibbs is hilariously evil, usually -- you can tell sometimes that he wants to find a nosy reporter's children, throw them over a...

McCain-Palin Fire Sale Features $20 Blackberry Phones Full of VIP Emails & Numbers

This fantastic McCain Campaign fire sale doesn't just provide gadgets and office supplies on the cheap -- you can also buy enough Republican VIP personal information and incriminating emails to run your own failed presidential run! Local teevee station...

Frumpy Rat Joe Lieberman Starts Hedging!

Joe Lieberman has been so mad at Barack Obama this election because... because Barack Obama campaigned for him in 2006 and Joe Lieberman hates black people? Mmhmm! Joe Lieberman's gayness for John McCain has led him to call Obama...

SUCKS TO BE JOE KLEIN: HA HA HA, whiny Time conventional wisdom scribe Joe Klein has been banned from both the McCain and Palin planes because why waste a good seat on such a predictable man? Best McCain-Palin campaign...

Andrew Giuliani Throws Apples At People

Over the summer we mentioned that Andrew Giuliani, the son of 9/11, was suing Duke University because "he was wrongfully kicked off the golf team," because talent should have had nothing to do with whether he made the cut...

Paultards Attack St. Paul!

Your Wonkette was just having some drinks at various patio restaurants in downtown Minneapolis yesterday when strange dorks began walking around, in bizarre costumes. Here we have, uh, "Ninja Hitler," maybe? And he's pulling a gimp in a wagon...