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Secret Service Agent Tell-All! Hillary Clinton Didn’t Say ‘Thanks’ That Much!

As we all know from our repeated viewings of Guarding Tess, the documentary about Secret Service agent Nicolas Cage and mad-bitch old First Lady Shirley MacLaine, First Ladies are cold, needy nightmares and Secret Service agents are longsuffering studs who have not yet lost their hair and metamorphosized to ghost wizards. As we also also know, Secret Service agents and First Ladies hate each other like Wonkers hate rules! So what have you got for us, “self-published” former agent Dan Emmett? Something good, right? Condoms on the “holiday bushes” and lesbian MURDER, yes? Bring it, Washington Examiner, we are All Ears! On the first lady, he describes her as aloof, someone who didn’t say “thank you” to agents while the president and former first daughter Chelsea typically did. He told Secrets, “she was not as out-going or cordial.” Read more on Secret Service Agent Tell-All! Hillary Clinton Didn’t Say ‘Thanks’ That Much!…