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by Jim Newell

3:59 pm December 8, 2009

AMERICA TO BECOME SUPER RICH AGAIN WITH THIS THING: Today we are all Caulkers: “The president also recommended that Congress enact a new ‘cash for caulkers’ program, which would offer financial incentives for homeowners to weatherize their homes. Senior administration officials said the program, based on the successful ‘cash for clunkers’ automobile rebate program, would [...]

KILL US ALL

McCain, Palin, Obama Consider ‘Election Of Doom Reunion Tour 2k8′ Across Georgia

by Jim Newell

5:10 pm November 7, 2008

Remember when the election ended on Tuesday? Well, SECRET: it didn’t. Now that racist colonel Saxby Chambliss has been forced into a Senate runoff in Georgia against Democratic challenger Jim Martin (Dec. 2 — mark yr calendars!), the entire political world will descend on the former penal colony for one last romp in the swamp! [...]