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Has-Been Creepazoid ‘Joe The Plumber’ To Run Unsuccessfully For Congress

OH FINALLY:  here is this thing we briefly forgot about but will now post "for comedy" announcing that Samuel "Joe the Grifter Tax-Delinquent Fake Plumber" Wurzelbacher decided he is running as a Republican for a seat in the crappier...

Dim Beefcake Joe the Plumber Might Run for Congress

The GOP of Ohio was having another one of their weekly "drunk, diapered 'n dominated!" orgies one night recently, and out of the swirl of morning-after shame and closeted self-loathing they decided they'd order a mindless manly piece of...

Local Idiot Plans To Get Rich With Charity Website

Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, a creepy-looking unlicensed handyman in Toledo, was a comical example of how desperate the McCain team became in the final two weeks of the campaign. Because this unappealing idiot was videotaped making a brief untrue claim...

Joe the Plumber Tries Voting At Wrong Place

One of the seventy-thousand reasons John McCain has a 1% chance of winning the presidency is a dumb tool who called himself "Joe the Plumber" and hoped to get fame and free welfare money as a result of telling...