• May 27, 2012

pt jobs that get harder by the day

If you are still somehow alive after tonight’s episode of “Which Escaped Mental Patient Will Lead America to Hell?” then, well, congratulations, and also you should know that while you were being hypnotized by Michele Bachmann’s laser eyes and reading about it on the Internet, you were also helping to murder the U.S. Postal Service. [...]

CNN’s beloved Ed Henry shares this picture from today’s White House Press Briefing, where everyone is just watching teevee. Those lazy slugs! It’s a beautiful day outside, and everyone should go play on Sasha and Malia’s swing set. CORRECTION: It’s a beautiful day outside, and everyone should go play Xbox on Sasha and Malia’s swing [...]