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Bryan Fischer Shares Jesus’s Plan For The Poor: Hospitals, Turn Them Away

In a plain case of “Blessed are the poor for Bryan Fischer wants them dead,” the radio host and director of issues analysis at the American Family Association recently overshared some characteristically Deep Thoughts on fixing godless heathen Obamacare. The following Guide to A Good Christian’s Healthcare may prove helpful. Hospitals should send the poor away: Since it’s plainly an insult to Christianity for hospitals to force care on indigents, Fischer reasons “People need medical care, you will say. Right. People need to eat, too. How long would a grocer stay in business if he was required to offer food to everyone who walked in the door regardless of their ability to pay?” See how much easier moral problems are for Christians once Jesus goes under the bus? Allow low-premium, high-deductible insurance policies: This commonsense approach encourages the poor to set each other’s broken bones, pull their own teeth, cure Junior’s mumps through leeching and ritually slaughter oxen to ward off werewolves. Read more on Bryan Fischer Shares Jesus’s Plan For The Poor: Hospitals, Turn Them Away…
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Obama Wins Suit Forcing Bishops to Personally Perform Fourth Trimester Abortions on Sex Traffic Victims

Religious freeeeeeeeedom. Religious freeeeeeeedom. Shhhh, do you hear that? That is Kathryn Jean Lopez, wailing and gnashing. She is having a very bad day! What did that mean old Obama administration do this time? It won a lawsuit saying if the Catholic Church wanted all the federal contracts to care for victims of sex trafficking, it had to actually perform the services that victims of sex trafficking would need, or at the very very least refer said sex-trafficking victims to people who would. OH NOES. How dare federal moneys for a specific purpose have to go to people who would perform that specific purpose! It would be like forcing rabbis to sell bacon, just because the rabbis had gotten all the federal bacon-selling contracts. IT’S A SHANDA! Read more on Obama Wins Suit Forcing Bishops to Personally Perform Fourth Trimester Abortions on Sex Traffic Victims…
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What Would Jesus Do, If He Was a Tea Party Wingnut ‘Christian’?

The Internet is chock full of dumb two-day fads, but there might be some real staying power in the concept of “Tea Party Jesus,” a Tumblr site that combines images of the Loving Jesus with cartoon speech bubbles full of 100% real quotes from leading right-wing Republicans who self-identify as “family values Christians.” Read more on What Would Jesus Do, If He Was a Tea Party Wingnut ‘Christian’?…