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Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Houston Votes Yucky Gay Homosexicans Off Island

Oh dear God, Houston voters, what fucking century did you meth-travel to before you voted Tuesday? Because if we are reading the results correctly (and we are, duh), you went to the polls and said, "Gays? Fuck 'em." You voted...
They call themselves His People. Weird.

Texas Will Make Sure Gay Man Dies Knowing How Despised He Was

Pick up your stressballs or your rage pillows or whatever you use when you're mad, because it's time to talk about how Texas is trying its damnedest to make sure this one gay man, John Allen "Jay" Stone-Hoskins, dies...

Bryan Fischer Shares Jesus’s Plan For The Poor: Hospitals, Turn Them Away

In a plain case of “Blessed are the poor for Bryan Fischer wants them dead,” the radio host and director of issues analysis at the American Family Association recently overshared some characteristically Deep Thoughts on fixing godless heathen Obamacare....

Obama Wins Suit Forcing Bishops to Personally Perform Fourth Trimester Abortions on Sex Traffic Victims

Religious freeeeeeeeedom. Religious freeeeeeeedom. Shhhh, do you hear that? That is Kathryn Jean Lopez, wailing and gnashing. She is having a very bad day! What did that mean old Obama administration do this time? It won a lawsuit saying...

What Would Jesus Do, If He Was a Tea Party Wingnut ‘Christian’?

The Internet is chock full of dumb two-day fads, but there might be some real staying power in the concept of "Tea Party Jesus," a Tumblr site that combines images of the Loving Jesus with cartoon speech bubbles full...