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No, No, No, John Roberts Wasn’t Extorted, He Is Just Stupid From Epilepsy

The loyal opposition and our fellow Merkins on the savage right have been having a very hard 24 hours, what with trying to come to terms with how they were totally raped in their bottoms by a man, a Justice, a CHIEF JUSTICE they thought was their friend, but who it turns out is the kind of communist socialist maoist Kenyan anti-colonial who would allow the terrible socialist communism that is private insurance companies continuing to hold sway over the health care of the nation. First, they thought they knew the answer and it was that Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts had been extorted by President Idi Amin, and that arrests would be coming at any moment. Now, though, they’ve got a better explanation: John Roberts is on anti-seizure medications for epilepsy, and they are making him tarded. Read more on No, No, No, John Roberts Wasn’t Extorted, He Is Just Stupid From Epilepsy…